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So, I guess it’s that time again—Xur, the mysterious vendor dude, is popping back into Destiny 2 with his box of goodies. You know, the gear that makes you go, “Why do I even need this?” but then suddenly you can’t live without it. Anyway, he’s got all sorts of exotic armor, like the Heart of Inmost Light, Nezarec’s Sin—yeah, it’s for Warlocks, I think, and the Graviton Forfeit for you stealthy Hunters out there.
And weapons! Man, Xur’s packing Hawkmoon, The Jade Rabbit, Hard Light, and even The Colony grenade launcher. Remember when The Colony was, like, the bee’s knees? Or was it something else? Eh, details.
Right, so, Destiny 2’s Rite of the Nine event is rolling into town as well. Prophecy’s gonna take the stage for two weeks or something? Honestly, I can’t keep track of all these events—anyone else feel this way? After that, they’re jacking up currency rates—whatever that actually means—until “lootapalooza” in July. Maybe I’ll actually prepare this time. Or not. Who knows, right?
Now, there’s buzz about this next expansion, Edge of Fate or whatever. Bungie’s teasing us, like, “Hey, we’ve got secrets!” Two livestreams are on the way where they plan to spill some beans on June 24 and July 1 at 10 AM PDT. Anyone else planning to watch, or am I just talking to myself here?
Okay, back to Xur and his antics. This weekend, he’s chilling in the Bazaar in The Tower. So, no more wild goose chase. Just head there, do your thing. It’s like, seriously, do they even want us to find this guy? Why make it so easy?
Talking about inventory, Xur now uses Strange Coins again. Thought they were passé, but guess not. He’s stacked with perks, resources, and exotic weapons. A bit much for my taste, but hey, I just play the game, right?
Oh, Nezarec’s Sin—it’s this Warlock helmet that’s just… I don’t even know. Great if you’re into Void stuff, but this version’s not all that, with its weirdly high Mobility stats. Makes you wonder if they even test these things. Then there’s the Graviton Forfeit for Hunters which makes you invisible longer. Cool, but doesn’t help my aim. And Titan’s Heart of Inmost Light? Enhances abilities but comes with, let’s be honest, meh stats this time around.
By the way, Xur’s inventory includes stuff like Coldheart Catalyst, and… surprises! Because who doesn’t love surprises, right? Of course, he’s got more weapons—Hawkmoon (again), Hard Light, The Jade Rabbit, and even The Colony. Each triggers nostalgia, in a weird way. Or is it just me?
So yeah, Year 7 of Destiny 2 has Xur offering a real mixed bag. Just goes to show you, sometimes it’s about the journey—or just snagging something shiny.
There it is. What even was my point? Ah, probably nothing. Just rambling. Go visit Xur, I guess.