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So, picture this: Fallout 76 has had this whole caravan saga going on. Honestly, it’s like watching a soap opera but with Brahmin. Yeah, those uh, two-headed cattle. Anyway, folks have been grumbling about Milepost Zero caravans getting stuck, and Bethesda’s finally doing something about it. Well, sort of.
First off, if you’ve been living under a rock (or maybe just ignoring the game), this whole thing started when they rolled out Season 18, back in September ’24. They introduced these missions where you escort Brahmin caravans. Sounds fun, right? Except, not so much when your cow is doing the Hokey Pokey in a circle or stuck like it’s playing freeze tag. Classic game bug stuff.
Now, they’re rolling out a fix. Or a patch? Maybe a temporary fix… who knows. Instead of a major overhaul, they’ve trimmed the mission timer from 30 down to 7 minutes. Yeah, slashed it. So, if your caravan decides to pull a “deer in headlights,” you won’t waste half an hour staring at it. Silver linings?
So, I’m like, is this really a fix or Bethesda slapping on some duct tape? They didn’t exactly go into detail but hey, maybe fixing it for real would’ve taken too long. Resources, budgets, blah blah. Imagine the water cooler conversations about that decision.
Oh, but get this, they’re also making the missions less grindy. Finally. Before, only the caravan owner got the real goodies. The rest of us? Scraps. Now, everyone gets the same loot. Fair play, I guess. You can finally chill and help without wondering if you’re wasting time.
More updates are on the way, probably hitting when Season 22 drops. Appalachian Modern Living, they’re calling it. Fancy meeting you sometime in September ’25? We’ll see if there’s more juicy drama by then.
So, to wrap up—wait, did I even start wrapping up? Eh, you get the gist. Caravan missions, maybe less rage-inducing now. But who knows, games can be tricky like that.
