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So, like, today, you and a buddy can totally shoot out into space with 4th Best Kindred Aerospace—or something like that—in this new sequel called “Revenge of the Savage Planet.” Yeah, we kinda blew up the world, made it bigger or weirder, who knows? There are, I dunno, probably four or five new planets. Something like that. And you’re fired, stranded in space, no gear, basically nothing. But, wait—don’t freak out or anything. We’ve got advice for surviving out there, with gadgets and mysterious goo that I still don’t fully get. But it’s there. Enjoy it.
Oh, there’s a trailer. It’s early access or something, showing the everyday chaos of being a space explorer trying to rescue humanity. No big deal, right? So, you’re all set, settler. I mean, I think you are.
### First Day on Game Pass
Remember that first game, “Journey to the Savage Planet?” Well, tell your pals it’s like double the game now—with weird, new toys and, guess what, it’s co-op right from the get-go! Oh, and Xbox Game Pass? It’s there from Day One because, let’s face it, why not? It’s like a lol sci-fi adventure with buddies. Seriously, jump, shoot, whatever—just go wild across these colorful planets and unlock hidden, whatever-you-call-them. Secrets, I suppose.
### Gadgets (and Goo) Everywhere
Survival is all about, um, maybe luck. Or you need a plan? Whatever—you’re dumped there with busted gear. No clue what to do? Gather stuff! Craft it or something. There’s a whip, sure, or lasso, whatever—I wasn’t paying full attention. Oh, goo! Fire goo, slime goo, all the goos—power things up, make a mess, have fun… or something along those lines.
### Scanning – It’s a Thing!
Savage Planet’s like packed with, what, dangers and chances? Just scan everything. You get quests or uncover surprises, like more stuff or some weak spots on creatures. Helpful, I guess. Oh, and maybe you’ll get jokes while scanning. Some are funny? Probably not all. But hey, it’s content, right?
### Adorable or Deadly?
Seventy different creatures or so. Lots of them, but they vary. Some won’t cause a fuss unless you start it. This isn’t a shooter, you know? But when they do, every creature flips out differently. Goo them off cliffs, make them explode, whatever sparks your curiosity. Why? Because you can!
### Dive Into Every Odd Corner
Splash! Dive in, cuz, why not? Swim around, channel your inner Dave The Diver. For the first time on Xbox, you can wear his gear! All about exploring every weird bit, right?
### Game Pass Secret Access
Got Xbox Game Pass? Grab the ‘standard’ edition of “Revenge of the Savage Planet.” Want more? get the Cosmic Hoarder Edition early. May 5th. That’s sooner! You want privilege? There ya go.
Raccoon Logic and everyone’s bounding off again into space shenanigans. Thanks for jumping onboard this wacky ride. Onward, upward, whatever-ward!
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