Sure, I’ll give this a shot:
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You ever think about how wrestling games are like, everywhere? Anyway—hold up, WWE is doing something with Switch 2? I know, right? It’s about to drop real soon. Like, we’re talking just weeks away. And yeah, you can already reserve your spot in the madness. This morning, out of nowhere, preorders went up. Remember the last time WWE was on a Nintendo console? Think it was 2017. Anyway, WWE 2K25 hits shelves on July 23.
And wow, three versions, because why make it simple? First off, we’ve got the standard one. You know, the usual $69.99 deal. Then things get spicy with the $99.99 “Deadman” edition. Yeah, we’re talking The Undertaker vibes all over. But wait! There’s more. For $129.99, you can grab the “Bloodline” edition. Roman Reigns, anyone? That dude and his “Bloodline” faction have been like, everywhere this decade. Future Akuma? Sure, why not?
Oh, and the roster’s stacked. Over 300 wrestlers from WWE’s big three — Raw, Smackdown, NXT. Spoiled for choice, right? Plus, there’s this new “Island” mode. What’s that about? Your guess is as good as mine.
Weirdly enough, all this buzz is giving me flashbacks to some long-lost wrestling match… Maybe it’s just me.
