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Alright, so Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 is out today—well, kinda. I mean, if you pre-ordered some fancy Digital Deluxe Edition, you’re in luck—early access for the Xbox Series whatevers, PlayStation this and that, and, oh yeah, PC too. And, uh, Game Pass folks, you can jump in on July 11. It’s like they want everyone skating, but only if you’ve got the right gadgets or something.
Okay, confession time: These Tony Hawk games? They basically shaped my thumb-twitching childhood. I spent way too many hours trying to nail tricks virtually—and just once tried it outside. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t pretty. But this new version, 3 + 4, it’s not just a plain remake. It’s got skaters, old and new—like, yay, Bam Margera’s back? Plus, a soundtrack that apparently refuses to disappoint. Seriously, some tunes are back, and loads of new ones. Go figure.
So where should you start in this game? Honestly, I’d say begin with street tricks—ollies, kickflips, those easy-peasy things. Grinds come later, right? You can’t start with the flashy stuff. Well, you can, but brace for the wipeouts. Once you get the hang of it—pun super intended—start mixing tricks during grinds. That’s where the magic (and multipliers) kicks in, kinda like stringing spaghetti for a dinner feast.
Now, goals in these games? Oh boy. You can’t miss them. They’re plastered all over the levels. Easter eggs everywhere! Like Foundry—grab the S-K-A-T-E letters first. Easy peasy. You’ll start knowing the ins and outs of these worlds. Pro Goals are like a distant fantasy right now, trust me.
The half-pipes—those massive U-shapes you see in skateparks? Yeah, those are epic. But also a notorious face plant inducer. Funny thing? You can bail mid-air if you think you’re about to kiss the ground. It’s a lifesaver, literally.
Explore the parks too! You’ll find nooks like hidden pizza slices. Honestly, I love the College level’s secret spot—rails, half-pipes, the works. You skate there, you feel like Tony Hawk, maybe. And stat points? Oh, grab those. Boost Hangtime, Air, and Speed. Sounds basic, but trust me, it’s like seasoning—essential.
So, whether you’re new or back for nostalgia, check out Tony’s tutorial. It’s like a rite of passage. Oh, and heads up, if you’re the eager beaver type who pre-ordered, jump right in. Unlock early things like Doom Slayer and whatnot. Game Pass peeps, grab the upgrade if you’re impatient. Standard folks? Hang tight till July 11. Let the chaos begin!