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So, get this — there’s a new SpongeBob game coming, and it’s not even going to be on the Switch! Or wait, is it? Anyway, folks at THQ Nordic, the brainiacs behind the game, have decided to roll it out on the Switch 2 instead. But here’s the kicker: hardly anyone has even seen a Switch 2. It’s like they’re making this game for a console that’s practically a myth. Makes you wonder what they’re thinking, right?
Alright, so let’s rewind a bit. The whispers started when this upcoming SpongeBob game got rated by some board in South Korea — and the Germans too, apparently? Yeah, it was quite the international snoop-fest. June was the month, in case you care about dates. They called it SpongeBob SquarePants: Titans of the Tide. Sounds epic, doesn’t it? THQ Nordic’s crafting it for those lucky souls with PlayStations and Xbox consoles. But seriously, what’s up with skipping the OG Switch? Like, lots of us are still rocking the old device.
And then there’s this tidbit — someone spilled the beans. Apparently, SpongeBob’s latest adventure hits stores on November 18, 2025. Mark it… or don’t, it’s still pretty far off. PS5, Xbox Series, and yes, Switch 2. The Switch 1 gang’s missing out. I don’t know if I should feel bad or just move on. And the price tag? $39.99. Not sure if that’s a steal or daylight robbery. Oh, and they’re doing real, physical copies for PS5 and Switch 2. Feels kinda retro, right? Like buying a CD or something.
Fast forward to now: everyone’s still talking about stock issues with the Switch 2. Can’t find it anywhere. Like, imagine wanting to play on the new device but realizing none are on the shelves. Nintendo sure knows how to keep people waiting, huh?
Even if the game looks super cool on the snazzy Switch 2, skipping the OG Switch players feels like a gamble. But hey, who’s to say, maybe by the time the game’s out, everyone will have forgotten about all this drama. Like, maybe there’ll be a holiday miracle — Switch 2s under everyone’s tree. Or not. Just throwing thoughts out there.
So, there you go. A teaser, a mystery, and a whole lotta wondering what the future holds for SpongeBob fans out there. Cool? Cool.