Ranking the MCU Up to Fantastic Four: From Worst to Best

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Okay, so hear me out on this. If I had any say (which I should, honestly), this flick would totally snag the top spot. Yeah, it’s a mess plot-wise—like, seriously spaghetti levels of tangled—and Spider-Man: Homecoming does the multiverse jazz way better. Plus, character development? What’s that? But throw your mind back to your youth. If Evil Dead 2 was your jam back then, this is like a whole new game.

Multiverse of Madness isn’t just a Marvel movie, no sir. It’s basically Evil Dead 4. Yup, I’m going there. Sam Raimi’s at the helm—yeah, the dude who crafted the original Evil Dead saga. He also did Drag Me to Hell and A Simple Plan, not forgetting the OG 2002 Spider-Man. That’s a killer lineup if you ask me. Raimi’s got his little trademarks splattered all over this one. Like, that Oldsmobile Delta 88—from Evil Dead—is chilling there. And Bruce Campbell? Total legend with his cameo. And don’t even get me started on the iconic camera zoom that makes danger feel super real. It screams Evil Dead vibes.

And the big twist? It’s not just a superhero flick; it’s full-on horror, snuck right into the MCU. My proof? Showed it to my 10-year-old during our Marvel marathon and guess what, he noped out real quick. Too freaky. Directed, shot, and feels like a horror show. Some scenes legit gave me the creeps (don’t judge).

And the cherry on top? Bruce Campbell as Pizza Poppa! He tries to get America Chavez to cough up for a pizza roll, and then BAM—Strange has him dousing himself in mustard and slapping himself silly. Total shoutout to Evil Dead 2’s classic possessed-hand scene. See, this is Evil Dead 4 in disguise—and whatever it did to Wanda is just whatever. End of story. —John Walker