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So, Epic Games is stirring the pot with Fortnite again. I mean, they just dropped this Expert mode in Duos—no bots, no skill-based matchmaking. It’s like they decided to turn the clock back to when things were unpredictable and, let’s face it, kinda messy. But hey, sometimes messy is fun, right? They also launched Blitz Royale, and apparently, people couldn’t get enough of it. So now it’s here to stay. Go figure.
Anyway, Fortnite OG (I guess we’re calling it that now?) had this live event that went… well, not as anyone expected. Like, remember the first rocket launch? People thought they were getting a rerun, but then this red butterfly showed up. Yeah, red. Not its usual blue self. And when the rocket zoomed off, it left behind this huge red rift. It’s almost like the game’s saying, “Plot twist!” Some folks are thinking it’s a sign of some parallel universe action. Maybe? I’m just here for the chaos.
Oh, and James Gunn is teasing some crossover stuff. More heroes, more skins, more… something.
Epic tweeted that they rolled out this new Expert Duos mode for Fortnite OG. It uses the same map and loot, but without the bots or skill-based matchmaking. I mean, players have been complaining since forever that the matches became too predictable. Now? It’s a free-for-all, just like old times. Might annoy some people, but surprise matches are kinda thrilling.
Switching gears, Blitz Royale is also getting a couple of new modes: Pure Chaos and Six Stack. More siphon, and now you can form teams of six. I can only imagine the bedlam. And Epic’s all, “We might add more team sizes.” Because why not, right?
Ah, can’t forget—Ninja’s in on it too. He’s going full Blitz Boss soon, with mythic weapons and all that jazz. Starts August 2nd, in case you’re marking calendars. His skin’s getting a Blitz variant. Nice perk if you’ve already got his Icon skin.
So, yeah. Loads happening, and fans seem pretty hyped about what’s ahead. Fortnite’s keeping it fresh, or at least keeping us guessing.