New Oblivion Remastered Mod Allows Rock Consumption

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Thrempshs npmopw apnn Oblmpmphon Rmphstrpmshrd mphd aphmt etmphing rshks. Uh, sorry, just finishing my snack. So, here’s the deal: there’s this new Oblivion Remastered mod—because who doesn’t love a good remaster—that lets you, yes YOU, the mighty Hero of Kvatch, snack on rocks. Seriously. Who knew? After munching, you might want to save room for a sweet treat. I mean, who can resist gems?

You folks yelling at the screen (hope you’re not in public, but hey, no judgment), remember how in Morrowind, you could do this kind of wild stuff? Bethesda, are you listening? Maybe bring back some of those quirks. Some folks just dig hunting for locations using vague directions, like when you ask a local and they glare at you like you’ve just ruined their day. Charming.

Now, Modder CephalonImp’s creation, ‘Edible Gems,’ is exactly what it sounds like. Inside this whacky mod are a bunch of rocks, gems, and ores you scavenge across Cyrodiil. Picture it: a bunch of teens on bikes zipping around a fantasy world, basically doing the same but, you know, legally.

Here’s the kicker. These 14 random items? They’re now alchemy ingredients. Curious? Bite into a gold nugget and discover a flavor profile that’s oddly silency, kinda burdeny, with a dash of shocky weakness, topped with a whisper of personality boost. Then, why not call Sheogorath and pretend he’s Jamie Oliver while you declare, “This is fine dining!”

Consider a three-course meal: pearls to start, madness and iron ore with a sprinkle of sapphire (fancy, huh?), and for dessert, maybe a crunchy bear pelt. Seriously, this mod lets you eat raw animal hides. Nutritious? Probably not. But hey, it’s about the adventure, right?

CephalonImp’s even tossed in some classic Morrowind alchemical effects. Why? Because if you’re going to chow down on cobbles, you might as well keep it lore-friendly, right? Immersion, people!

“Flawless and Flawed gem variants are gone, but the gems still keep their Flawless value,” the modder quipped. High-class dining at its finest—plus, you’re trading shiny rocks for, um, character growth. That’s RPG for you. And honestly, a mod that won’t leave you hospital-bound after devouring jagged bits is a win, isn’t it?

So, after you polish off that gravelly plate, go check out what other modders are up to in Oblivion Remastered. They’re doing some truly mind-bending stuff.

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Hope you enjoyed this chaotic little journey!