Oh man, where do I even start? Okay, so, there’s a game called 33 Immortals—yep, it’s back. Xbox Insiders, get your gear ready for a playtest starting on Tuesday, May 20, bright and early at 8 am PT. That’s when the magic—or chaos—begins. Seriously, it runs until Monday, May 26, so you’ve got six days of pretty intense gaming ahead. Major news: It’s now on Xbox One too. Thunder Lotus is pumped for you to dive in—new updates and all. But hey, space is tight. Mark May 20 on your calendar and get in on this action-roguelike madness with 33 other players. Yeah, you heard right, it’s a co-op fest like no other.
Jumping into the game feels like rebelling against some epic final judgment. Imagine battling God—intense, right? You’re a damned soul, and you gotta team up with 32 others. Not an introvert’s game, that’s for sure. It’s all about survival against these crazy monsters and mega bosses. The weapons and relics? Addictive stuff. Buff your soul, iron out those skills, and prepare to stare down divine wrath. Pretty much a holy mess.
Wanna know more? Head over to the 33 Immortals ‘site to get all the juicy details. It’s a rabbit hole, but worth it.
Quick updates—now you can rebind controls. That Sword of Justice? Tweaked. And the Staff of Sloth, Bow of Hope, Daggers of Greed? All balanced out after players’ feedback. Oh, and pesky Feats? Fixed those too. For the nitty-gritty, check out the patch notes. It’s like reading a tech thriller—but gaming.
Playing slots open Tuesday, May 20 at 8 am PT, shutting down Monday, May 26. Early birds, this one’s for you.
Joining? Easy. On May 20—like clockwork—hop on your Xbox or PC, launch the Xbox Insider Hub. Don’t have it? Go fetch it from the Store. Dive into Previews, find 33 Immortals, slam the join button. Register, then off to the Store to install the Beta. Bam, done.
Heads up: It’s first-come, first-served. Laggards beware! And hey, Xbox One folks finally get their day in the sun.
Feeling the need to complain or feedback (and let’s be real, who doesn’t)? Smack down that Xbox controller home button and report away. Pick Games, choose the 33 Immortals Beta, and spill your soul in that form.
Wanna stay updated? Follow the chaos on X/Twitter @XboxInsider, or just lurk on their blog. Join the chatter over at the Xbox Insider SubReddit if you’re feeling social. Or not. Anyway, happy gaming!
