Alright, so here we go. I’ve been checking out this new SMG called the VMP, and let me tell you, it’s a bit of a wild ride. It shoots fast—like really fast—and holds a bunch of ammo. Recoil is kinda there, but not unbearable. Oh, and there’s this reskin for the Combat Axe. It’s shiny and all, plus you can snag some cool stuff like Skins and Blueprints. Vault Coins too? What even are those? Anyway…
So, here’s where it gets juicy: Premium Pass Tiers. You pay up to get all this stuff in the Primal Reckoning stream. Got people like Gustavo, who’s just, I dunno, intense? Then there’s Lazarus doing his thing, the American Bulldog with… tentacles? And Kitsune — something about blue lines and optics. Tracking and shooting with Blueprints like Koshka’s snow leopard vibes or the Hades—something scaley maybe. Oh, and this VMP Stun Slash thingy, it’s from Season 5, so yay for updates, I guess.
Now, if you’re feeling extra fancy, there’s this Battle Pass Subscription thing. Join Ground Forces. Sounds like joining a club for the cool kids—extra rewards and discounts. Who doesn’t like a good coupon? Plus, there’s this Baker — Cobra dude, MSMC weapon that’s all snake-themed, and a Backpack just as slithery.
Moving on! There’s this whole Season 5 Challenge Pass craziness. Doing missions (Standard, Special, Elite—you name it) means collecting tokens and shopping—like, who doesn’t love shopping? And let’s not forget the Secret Caches. They tossed out that old Stun Baton for a legendary AK-47 — branded as ICB Rifle. Fancy, huh? Oh, and Universal Shards are a thing now. What are those? Beats me, but they’re shiny and collectible.
More stuff popping up in the game’s Events tab, so keep your eyes peeled for Missions or rewards. There’s intel and, I suppose, that’s cool if you’re into staying ahead.
Oh, and what’s this about a Store update? Mythic VMP and NieR Automata… Sounds epic? Or maybe just confusing. Who knows.
Catch you on the flip side. Or wait—should I say game side?
