I’m on it. Here’s a more human-like version:
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So, I’m sitting here thinking about the last stage of Helldivers 2. This battle for Super Earth is, well, pretty much what we all saw coming. Only two cities left out of seven mega cities against The Illuminate. Why did it have to come down to this? Anyway, they just threw out another major order — kinda for those folks who’ve been lounging around somewhere across the galaxy during this squid invasion. Can’t blame them, maybe they were distracted.
Oh! Then there’s this bit where our brave divers wrangled the Democracy Space Station into place. Picture them destroying Automatons left and right. I mean, imagine trying to do all this while saving cities from being blown to absolute smithereens? Murder-based multitasking at its finest, right?
Now, check this out: Port Mercy and York Supreme? Gone. Yep, both fell early on. That leaves Prosperity City and the delightfully named Equality-On-Sea standing as the last line of defense for Super Earth. If they go, that’s it for major cities.
Okay, so 24-hour mini-mission alert! Arrowhead’s sending them to guard Fort Union. The catch? Aim those satellites towards the squid, use them to beam this malware that’s supposed to mess with Illuminate tech. Sounds like something straight out of a sci-fi movie, doesn’t it?
Let’s not forget the ongoing squabble in Helldivers 2’s crowd. You’ve got the major order crew always ready to fight, and then the “bugdivers” focusing just on the Terminids. They say it’s more fun. Reddit? Well, it’s absolutely buzzing with posts about the Fort Union opportunity. It’s kinda entertaining to watch, honestly.
Thing is, the major order lot keeps nudging the bugdivers to lend a hand, to keep Super Earth from crumbling. I get their point — theoretically, if everyone pitches in, victory’s closer. But also, nagging folks about playing how they want? Not the coolest move.
Who knows, if the Fort Union defense pans out and The Illuminate bites the dust, maybe — just maybe — this whole player divide smooths over. Probably wishful thinking, right? People might just go back to quarreling ASAP, but dreaming doesn’t hurt.
Oh, by the way, Helldivers 2 has more than Terminids to worry about. Arrowhead is still fixing this pesky strategem input glitch. Problems everywhere it seems!
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Hope you enjoyed this human-style ramble!
