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Okay, so there’s this wild story from Skyrim—like, one of those things you just can’t make up. A player went ahead and donated nearly a million gold. Yep, that’s right, a million! And not just hoarding it like a dragon (because, let’s face it, who doesn’t love a treasure trove?) but lovingly handed it over to a merchant. Bonkers, huh?
But hey, Skyrim’s been this endless fantasy escapade since, what, 2011? You get to be the Dragonborn and tackle all these epic quests. Oh, and that dragon Alduin? He’s a real piece of work—the World-Eater, no less. Anyway, despite them teasing us with an Oblivion remaster, everyone’s eyes are still glued to what Bethesda’s cooking up next. Elder Scrolls 6? Yes, please! They’re saying it’s coming 2026 or later, but who really knows with these things.
So there I was, wandering through Reddit (as you do), and bam! A post by someone named Kribix_ popped up. They shared this screenshot on the Skyrim subreddit showing this insane trade-off with a merchant called Adrianne Avenicci. Gold worth 935802, and the vendor’s got zilch in her coin purse. The caption? “Consider it a donation.” Like, who does that? How’d they even get that much gold? Probably some secret trick of their own.
And the chatter in the community—oh boy! One of them pointed out it’s a bit sad Skyrim never got a barter system like Fallout. Others jumped in about Adrianne, saying they love giving her little tips. She really seems to have a fan club.
Anyway, Skyrim vendors are a quirky bunch. Open 8 to 8, unless they’re those round-the-clock types. New loot every time? Now that’s something. From alchemists to blacksmiths, you name it, they’ve got it. Oh, and those traveling traders like Ma’dran and Ri’Saad? Always a treat. But I digress.
Get ready for more Elder Scrolls chaos when the next chapter drops. Until then, maybe see if you’ve got a spare million gold to throw around in Skyrim. Why not?
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