GeForce RTX 5090 GPU Giveaway with a Dark Ages Theme for Fans

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Okay, so picture this: NVIDIA’s got this cool thing going on. They’ve got this RTX 5090 GPU all dressed up in a DOOM: The Dark Ages theme. I mean, if you’re into DOOM, you’re probably geeking out already, right? Because honestly, who wouldn’t want a monster GPU wrapped in their fave game graphics?

Anyway—or wait, where was I? Oh, yeah, this whole deal popped up on, uh, I think it was a tweet. Or is it called an X post now? Whatever. NVIDIA’s giving away this graphics card, and they’re totally hyping the native ray tracing and DLSS 4 + Reflex magic it does. If you’re nodding like you get it—high five!

The game, DOOM: The Dark Ages, is kinda hot off the press. People are raving about it on Steam. I peeked at the reviews. Imagine DOOM Eternal, but like, on steroids. And, obviously, the RTX 5090 is supposed to make it look like a visual feast. If feasts had pixels.

So NVIDIA’s post said all you gotta do is like their post—yeah, that’s it, apparently—and comment with #RTXON. That’s your ticket. Easy enough, right? But then I started thinking, wouldn’t everyone do this? Your chances… I dunno, maybe you’ll get lucky.

Tiny hitch here, though. Sorry if you’re chilling in Quebec or, like, somewhere in the Middle East. They’re out of luck on this one. Some kinda legal mumbo jumbo I bet.

Now, let’s talk numbers. This GPU’s got a $1999 price tag—not pocket change, folks! Plus the wrap’s worth $600. Doing the math… Wow. Nearly $2600 if you’re counting pennies like me. Fair warning, this thing might still be cheaper than other fancy versions out there.

Timeframe? Oh yeah, you gotta jump in from May 15th at 6:00 AM PST till May 22nd at 5:00 PM. After which—drumroll please—NVIDIA picks their winner. You’ll know if it’s you when you get a message. And say “Hi!” back fast, like within 48 hours fast, or else, poof goes your prize.

And there you have it! For all you GPU lovers, this could be your moment. Or maybe just a whirlwind of chaos and excitement. Either way, not bad for a few clicks, huh?